TITLE: Project: Snow-white AUTHOR: Anonyymi DATE: 4/28/2005 08:53:00 ip. ----- BODY:

This article will discuss a game only the highest of improbabilities will get you to purchese. Why? Because it's so average, so medicore, so mundane and boring and lackluster, that you'd have to be utterly retarded, have absolutely no knowledge of games that you've picked at random or you have finished every game you've ever wanted and is available on the market, most of the games you've never ever wanted and heard of, and still want an FPS experience so badly that you'd actually pick up Project: Snowblind. --- What is it about Project: Snowblind that's so bad, I hear you ask? The graphics are pretty ungood, I guess, but it's not that. Is it the controls? The weapons? The special powers? Nope, controls are pretty intuitive, lots of varied weapons, longevity, relatively varied levels and special powers. "Why then, Knives, do you hate this game so much?" I hear you cry, and in response I shall be forced to say that it's just highly unlikable in any possible way. Is that truly a reason to actually despise a game that is, in every way, a functional piece of software? Let's quickly review another FPS title that is very flawed and lacking. Halo. Pretty, very good game mechanics, very very bad level design with the exception of the second chapter (of both the original and the sequel, oddly enough). Do I like it? Not really. But I don't hate it either. Why? Well, because it gets your attention. It's the design, it's the characters, it's the plot. None of which are particulary good, you say? Yes, but they're there. Back on topic. Project: Snowblind is the most generic game ever made. It just is. The color scheme is blue-red-black-boring. The character is just another schmoe that looks like just another schmoe, but being a super soldier he has glowing hands. He has plenty of special abilities too, none of which are interesting. He has plenty of weapons in his arsenal, none of which are fun to use. He's fighting plenty of enemies, even though they're all either soldiers in gas masks, walker robots or turrets. The story is some political affair somewhere in the far east you don't care about. There's no spark, nothing actually likable, just street after street of straight, boring shooting that lack anything spactacular. So why Project Snow-white? Because it makes you fall asleep. Yes, it's not a funny joke, but it's the truth. LOOK WHAT I PLAYED FOR YOU PEOPLE :(

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